Archive for September, 2012

Romney supporters – Hilarious Craig’s List Ad

YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN USED FARM EQUIPMENT,
BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG’S LIST.
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER – $1 (WASHINGTON, DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya.  Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.  Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked …hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does
it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.
I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a free gutter cleaning  or a nicely framed copy
of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
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DIY Gutter Cleaning? Why Risk it?

If you are like most homeowners, you hate the thought of having to clean your gutters!  There is no doubt about it, gutter cleaning is difficult, it consumes way too much time, and it is actually quite dangerous if you dont have the right equipment and tools. Cleaning gutters often involves hanging out of windows or off of roofs, working on high ladders, and running into several unknown Hornet or Yellow Jacket nests. According to statistics, last year in Roanoke, gutter cleaning was one of the top causes of major injury of homeowners performing regular home maintenance and improvement.  Why Risk it? Call a professional and let them take the risk so you don’t have to!

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