Archive for September 27th, 2012

Romney supporters – Hilarious Craig’s List Ad

YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN USED FARM EQUIPMENT,
BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG’S LIST.
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER – $1 (WASHINGTON, DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya.  Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.  Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked …hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does
it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.
I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a free gutter cleaning  or a nicely framed copy
of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
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